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Barnsley Chop

Lock’s ultimate finisher move. Has the ability to knock out friend or foe, bowl over a 29stone man and destroy a cash point.

He was on the wrong end of a Barnsley chop. He didn’t get up for 5 minutes.

by Hellohew September 8, 2021


Norwegian Snowplough

Sex position where the you measure out a line of cocaine, then put the female in the wheelbarrow position and you blow her back out while she hoovers up the gear.

Just picked up a couple of bags, the missus is getting the Norwegian Snowplough later.

by Hellohew August 17, 2021