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Ellenburg Center NY

A tiny town nestled on the Canadian border in upstate NY. Approximately 97.2% of its population are related and have also had relations-married or unmarried (they aren’t picky). There are a total of 4 different last names throughout the entire town, so it helps keep the breeding line nice and narrow. Thankfully there’s a local watering hole to support the town wide drinking problem. The nicest thing about it is probably the large Amish population..horseshit in included.

If your goal is to be an alcoholic cousin fucker but still want to enjoy some delicious Amish donuts—come visit Ellenburg Center NY!

by Hellomynameishuman February 24, 2022