Mitchell

Mitchell is a good guy, kind and generous. Often wears shorts, even in winter. Mitchell is also a unit when measuring the combined pressure and gas volume of a fart.

* giant fart *

Guy 1 “damn, was that a fart”

Guy 2 “sure was, 28 Mitchell’s as well”

Guy 1 “nice”

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Helen

Helen is funny, she has a good sense of humor. Farts like a nuclear weapon. She also cooks banging food, absolute dick but a great friend to always have.

Person 1 “just had the best Firecracker chicken”

Person 2 “yeh? Why so good”

Person 1 “Helen made it”

Person 2 “say no more”

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