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When you are so drunk that you are going down on a girl and you vomit, then you just keep going.
"Man, you got some wicked New York Style Taco breath!"
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When a man injects feces into his scrotum, then when he ejaculates the sperm is replaced by a fountain of poop.
That hooker did not see that Willy Wonka coming!
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When someone is at a party and they pass out, then everyone else ejaculates on them. Then when they wake up in the morning, they have to break out of their cocoon.
We totally cocooned that pledge last night, bro!
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When a man injects top shelf vodka into his scrotum then ejaculates the shot of vodka into the mouth of a willing recipient.
I had one too many Russian money shots from Greg last night!
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