Sindre

Sindre is a weird dark skinned guy that often is friends with a Leohnerd. People like him cause he’s funny, but he’s hella weird.

Lol ur such a Sindre go play with ur boyfriend Loehnerd

ungawa

The word Tarzan used to communicate to the animals; Also used by Dave Chappelle in the racial draft episode as a parody for how white people address other races.

"Ungawa! There's a white man talking here! "

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Shishito

Substitution for the word shit when kids are around, especially when referring to the act of “shitting”.

While watching TV in the living room with his family, Dan said to his wife “I’ll be right back, I have to take a shishito!” While in the presence of young Darryn, who is 6 years old and becomes confused and asks, “What’s a shishito?”. The older children smile and laugh, having some good family fun. “Oh, you’ll figure it out one day”, says Dan, then proceeds to the downstairs toilet (so that the smell doesn’t disrupt the family gathering) to drop a bomb.

Laundry Lottery

Laundry Lottery

A situation where one finds cash in a random piece of clothing unexpectedly, where the subject receives and artificial sensation of euphoria, that last for about 5 seconds and feels as though they’ve won the $300 Million power ball. All negative thoughts quickly leave and regardless of the mood the subject is in, they will have a positive outlook on life for the remainder of the day. LL winners who find cash that they thought was originally spent, experience a dual sensation lasting approximately 10 seconds longer.

Situations that make winners of the laundry lottery.

(1) re-wearing clothes from a previous nights affair
(2) left over cash that survives a laundry run
(3) Disillusioned intoxication, where one forgets to pay random debts (e.g. waitresses, bartenders, drug dealers, etc).

Morpheus: “What the fuck are you smiling about?”
Bob: “ I just won the laundry lottery.”
Morpheus: “How much this time?”
Bob: “Found a c-note in my shirt that I forgot to give to the hooker last week”

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PnP

Panties Not Possible

In a situation when you observe a woman who is wearing jeans that are noticeably tight and low, eliminating any possibility for panties to be present (for the simple lack of space).

Dude, I was in the club checkin this hottie with some pnp, I practically saw her badge, it was unreal!

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