Finquest

1. Noun; When a decision has been made clearly and one person desperately tries to change it at the wrong time, mostly with no chance of success.

*whole family driving on the way to sixflags*
Dad: "everybody excited to go to six flags?"

Mom: "all the kids are, they've been waiting five weeks."
Youngest child: "I think dorney park would be more fun..."

Dad: "WHAT DID YOU SAY???"
Youngest child: "nothing."
Oldest child: "poor kid barely even attempted to make his finquest

Ya faking stubid

When you piss off a foreigner and they immediately respond with the only insulting term they know in English, attempting to say "you're fucking stupid" which is funny.

Pronounced- Y-AH F-eKIng S-tYooo-bed

Person: "Hey Ajmal, can I see your phone?"
Person: *Drops phone*
Ajmal: "YA FAKING STUBID!"

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The Ducks

(Adj); Describing the same noise a person makes when he/she farts while running, for it sounds similar to duck's quacking.

*people jogging together*

Person 1: *ripping farts while moving*
Person 2: "damn, letting out the ducks."

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