Peter Panic attack

(N.) The sense of overwhelming discomfort that arises when one realizes he/she is no longer young.

Emily: So, Tyler isn't at work today.

Scott: Yeah, he stayed home with some excuse. It was probably just one of his Peter Panic attacks.

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Broman Handshake

(N.) A ritualistic action normally performed by drunken college students wherein two bros clasp the inside of one another's forearms and shout "AS ONE!" as the Romans once did.

Mike: One.

Lance: Two.

Both: Three---

AS ONE!

Mike: That was a great Broman Handshake!

*Both return to drinking*

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