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When a girl becomes so fat, her ass becomes flat. May also transfer fat to the crotch.
Damn, she has hit the plain of fattitude
The point at which a girl is so fat that her ass becomes flat, additionally that ass fat may transfer to the crotch in some cases.
Damn, Shelley has reached the plain of fattitude.
When your dick freezes in the middle of sex.
I had a North Pole last night, never have sex in the snow.
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When a man sticks his dick in a vagina and leaves a nut in to hold the dick inside.
I was out anchoring my girlfriend last night.
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When you finished shitting and there's no toilet paper.
Always make sure toilet paper or you'll get stranded.
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That spinch in front of Home Depot built my deck the other day.