Cock

The male sex organ.

"Your cock is big and hard," she said, even though it wasn't.

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Donkey Punch

Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.

I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.

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