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When you see a very manly, built dude and expect him to have a super-deep burly man voice and he ends up sounding like a 10-year-old boy
That cop was like 6'5" 210 but when he asked me for my license and registration I had to try not to laugh cuz he sounded like he was 14. Posterchild for the Mike Tyson Effect
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The act of kissing the girl on the neck, when discovering a girl that you're interested in smokes, and you're not a smoker (thus making you not want to kiss her).
"Dude, she's a smoker and you still got some? How did you kiss her, man?"
"I did it the Spanish Way."
"Ahhh, nice."
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The practice of using the format of HTML tags (namely closing tags) in textual conversation in order to make a point.
"Your mom's not a dirty whore.
</lies>"
"Dude, don't use FakeTML to talk about my mom."
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To talk shit. Usually without warning (as with a laxative, except for your mouth).
Dumbass: "Yo fuck you, I ain't scared of you, or your boys or nobody, you're a little bitch and I fucked your girl!"
You: "Whoa buddy, I just whupped your father's ass with both hands behind my back and your mom's giving me sexy eyes. Why you laxatalkin'?"
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