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When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.
Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.
I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.
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A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.
I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.
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Used to describe a male that has a wharf cat fetish.
He can be observed in the town of GLace Bay crusing around in his mini-van while masturbating to the visual observations of felines.
The Wharf Dog Macinnis has been observed feeding wharf cats from his teets that produce budweiser.
The Wharf Dog smells of catshit and perfume.
Well driving yesterday I observed a Wharf Dog Macinnis in the area of the Glace Bay Fisheries Building. He was watching the cats while beating off to the sight of them.
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