Kevinhartophobia

The fear of Kevin hart

One with such a condition may lose all sense of masculinity or superiority when in close proximity, viewing or even speaking of Kevin Hart, typically freezing in fear and recoiling on the floor.

Hey bro we got tickets to Kevin Hart stand up you wanna come?

No dude I cant, I have Kevinhartophobia, I truly fear that little man

Streety

A Streety is that one unwanted friend in the group who no one likes but is good to have around to use as a punching bag or to blatantly insult.

"Oi we really need to kick that one kid out of our group"
"Who?"
"Streety"
"Ahhhh yeah, Streety, I hate Streety!"
All: "Ahhh fuck you Streety"

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