goleta

A bedroom community adjacent to Santa Barbara, and surrounding UCSB and Isla Vista.

UCSB Student A: "Man, I got arrested last night"
UCSB Student B: "that's cuz GOLETA MAKES THE RULEZ"

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cal poly

A state school that tries to pretend its not.

Cal Poly Student: "Dude, Cal Poly is the best but I can never register for classes because they are always full so I'm gonna be stuck there for 6 years."
UC Student: "Sounds like you go to a state school"

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