Hales

A "Hales" usually refers to a girl with a big butt. These individuals love creepy crime shows and are typically obsessed with their professors. Hales' have to be properly watched. If left ignored these people have the opportunity to become crazy stalkers. If looked after Hales' can be normal, caring, perfect, and happy beings. They also are usually obsessed with humans named "Kayla".

Girl 1: She's a Hales, look out for her

Hans

A Hans is somebody who is a pothead, pimp, hermit and on the side stripper.

They love little kids to the point of being weird/ creepy/ psychotic. So If you have them HIDE YA KIDS AND HIDE YA WIVES. because a hans will steal them too. They like calling people mean names.

Girls: You're being such a hans tonight. Get up and actually do something with yourself.