Sitch

(noun) Abbreviation for 'situation'

Dude, did you and Kelly get into a fight or something? I am SO Columbus on this whole sitch...

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cab

derivative of 'cabinet', as in liquor cabinet. "Checking the cab" refers to seeing what alcohol is available for consumption.

'Yo, Imma raid the cab...'
'But you're the designated driver...?'
'Ooh, milk!'

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Columbus

(adj/state of mind) Lost, usually used to mean that one doesn't know what the hell's going on.

Dude, did you and Kelly get into a fight or something? I am SO Columbus on this whole sitch...

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