Gquimonne

Gquimonne is the action of crying in your head for two, maybe three seconds. Gquimonne is usually is the first step to crying and it’s somewhere in the middle of acknowledging sadness and full on crying.

“So my crush just full on ignored me and I had a brief gquimonne which may trigger a mental breakdown so I’m gonna go home.

Slouch

A weak flex where someone thinks what they’re doing is impressive but it really ain’t.

Charlie: Look at what I can do!
*Charlie fails*
Bella: Weird slouch but ok.