Rockville Centre

The worst fucking town to ever step foot and breathe in. Home of the richest, snobbiest, straight white people. Girls will spend their money on Vinyard Vines shit and other crazy expensive brands. Some common Rockville Centre girl hobbies include, continuously asking for likes on their recents, being straight, wasting money on clothes, and hitting on guys. The guys are pretty much the same. Also, you are socially excluded from being popular if you can’t play lacrosse. (Which is a pretty shit sport tbh) And don’t be surprised if the girls block you on any form of Social media because they just don’t have any brain cells whatsoever. Parents, don’t move your kids here because they’re literally doomed to have the worst childhood ever.

(Currently living in California)

Some mom- “ So yeah. Me and Jim are moving to Rockville Centre when the baby comes.”

Friend of mom - “ Are you high? That town is literally a social hell hole!”

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