fark

When a dog barks and flatulates simultaneously.

My dog ate a bunch of broccoli and now he's farking his head off at the mailman.

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Blockbuster and chill

To stay home alone and masturbate while a rented, long-overdue videocassette plays on the VCR in the background.

“So, what have you got planned for Friday night, dude?”
“I don’t know. Maybe stay home, watch Bio-Dome on VHS again. Who knows? Maybe later on, a little Blockbuster and chill. Nomesayin?”

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olfaccuracy

the quality or condition of describing or otherwise recreating any scent with such preciseness that it almost summons forth the aroma in the listener's nose.

"Her house smelled like cat pee and feet with just a hint of three-day-old Taco Bell farts."
"Phew! Man, you nailed it...and with such olfaccuracy. I can almost smell it."