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musclelump

(n) (pronounced MUSS kuh lump) A body builder.

The musclelump's muscles were so overdeveloped he looked deformed.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

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boneless ham

(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.

In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.

by Heptune May 16, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


obstructicator

(n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.

The obstructicator was proud of the new forms he had created to cover every possible activity that could be carried out in his department.

by Heptune May 18, 2005

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schnitzelmouse

(n)A fat-bodied, short-legged mouselike rodent, a vole.

My cat left a dead schnitzelmouse on our porch.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

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worble

(n) A botfly larva. The parent fly lays its eggs in a person or animal, and the larva grows into a huge maggot that migrates to the neck and chews its way out when it is ready to pupate. Also spelled warble, wormil.

The rabbit was dead, but we could see that its neck was moving as if it had an alien under its skin, and the next thing we knew, a giant worble the size of a shotgun shell crawled out of it. And we figured that rabbit was better off dead.

by Heptune May 16, 2005

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ground rush

(n) In skydiving, the optical illusion that the ground is abruptly rushing up to meet you, which occurs if you freefall past your usual altitude for opening the parachute.

I experienced ground rush when I dropped past 2000 feet.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

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rope snot

(n) nasal mucus that adheres into a long, coherent string that can be extracted from the nasal cavity by gently pulling on the emergent end

I had amazing rope snot with that last cold; I was able to pull out a cable of mucus 5 inches long.

by Heptune June 13, 2006

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