jellyroll

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.

1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.

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glup

2. (n) A serving spoon full of food or a scoop of ice cream.

Just give me two glups.

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mae west

(n)A parachuting malfunction more officially called a lineover, in which a line crosses over the top of the parachute, dividing the canopy into two parts. The result resembles a giant bra; hence the reference to the well-endowed late actress.

I got a mae west and had to use my reserve.

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woojie

(v) to play with a cat or baby by gently poking, tickling, or blowing on their body, especially in the belly area. May also involve gently rolling the recumbent subject back and forth by placing a hand on the belly.

"You're so cute, you know I'm going to have to woojie you!"

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bayman

(n) A person from any part of Newfoundland except St. Johns. People from St. Johns are called townies.

"Ask a townie for a smoke,
He will say his pipe is broke;
Ask a bayman for a chew,
He will bite it off for you."
(verse from traditional song, Muscles in the Corner)

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extended use fee

(n) A library euphemism for an overdue fine.

I didn't return the book by the due date, so I got charged an extended use fee.

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load shedding

On Guam, this is a euphemism for power rationing or planned power outages.

The Guam Power Authority scheduled six hours of load shedding in Yigo today.

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