doodlebug

(n) An ant-lion, an insect larva that digs conical pits in order to trap ants.

Morty liked to drop ants into doodlebug pits.

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tree rat

(n)An unflattering slang term for a squirrel.

Penn State campus is overrun with fat, fearless tree rats.

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thumbkin

1. (n) A small, thumb-sized penis.
2. (n) The owner of a small, thumb-sized penis.

Just between you and me, Phil is a thumbkin.

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wob

A glob of pasty fecal matter that is too soft to hold a distinctive turd shape, and too solid to make a puddle.

My cat was leaving yellow wobs outside of his litterbox, so I took him to the vet.

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far-righteous

(adj) (derog) Extreme right-wing politically and actively seeking to enshrine religiously based views into law

The far-righteous legislators are trying to legalize violence against gay people.

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bum wad

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

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punkies

(n) blackflies, a kind of small biting fly or gnat. The word has the same Native American root as the name of the town Punxsutawney, PA.

If you are surrounded by a cloud of punkies, go into a car or tent, and they will all land on the walls. Then you can squish them easily.

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