dirty

a little slut

Looks go out and scoop up some dirties tonight.

1878👍 1222👎

tons o' fun

a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please

I'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night.

17👍 4👎

smogs

cigarettes

Damn! I left my smogs at the whorehouse.

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mouse off

to masturbate at your computer

My chica caught me mousing off last night.

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noice

"nice!", but said like a meathead for effect

I got a C+ in Basic Math. Noice!

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go yard

1. to hit a home run in baseball 2. to "go all the way" sexually

I went yard with my chica last night.

52👍 36👎

beef

to flatulate, usually with authority

I was eating out my chica doggystyle and she beefed right in my face.

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