pre

pre-cum; genital leaking that occurs during foreplay

I hate dry-humping my chica 'cause my chones get all full o' pre.

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mop the basement

to perform cunnilingus

I went downstairs on my chica and mopped her basement clean.

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dig out

have sex with; said of the male part of the act because of the simulation of digging out a hole.

We call that ho Doug, because so many bruthas done dug it out.

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night goggles

sunglasses so dark that they make day appear like night.

That tons o' fun sat on my night goggles.

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VPL

ACRONYM: Visible Panty Line.

Before thong underwear became all the rage, VPL's were considered the ultimate in undergarment sexiness.

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sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.

I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.

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merc

1. short for mercenary, which is a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army. Used by urban geeks to describe the culprit in a fantasy ambush.
2. anyone who serves or works merely for monetary gain; a mugger

Last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

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