dark side of the moon

A tanning bed side effect characterized by untanned spots on the ass, caused by lying in a position that causes the butt cheeks to squish together in such a way that it prevents the UV rays from tanning the entire region.

When I saw her naked for the first time I thought she had Vitiligo on her ass but it turns out it was just dark side of the moon.

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Krussian

A person who is half Korean and half Russian.

I finally nailed that Krussian I've been crushin' on since the 12th grade.

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