W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields was the funniest comedic actor in the history of film. Before he was an actor, he was a Vaudevillian juggler. He was born William Claude Dukenfield on January 29, 1880; he died on December 25, 1946. He was also known as Charles Bogle, Otis Criblecoblis, Mahatma Kane Jeeves, A. Pismo Clam, et cetera.

The best movie W.C. Fields was in is It's a Gift.

Norman Bissonet (Tommy Bupp): What's the matter, Pop, don't you love me anymore?
Harold (W.C. Fields): Certainly I love you!
Amelia (Kathleen Howard): Don't you dare strike that child!
Harold: Well, he's not going to tell me I don't love him!

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awgasm

When a person, almost always but not necessarily a female under the age of 21, shows very emphatically that they think something is cute and/or pitiable; often times they will make a high-pitched "ohhh-"type sound, hence, they have an awgasm.

Natalie and Amanda both had awgasms when Louis mentioned that he was getting a puppy after school.

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