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Rancid bodily secretions that mingle in the cracks and folds around the male anus, ballsack and chode; creating pungent yet sickenly appealing scratch and sniff opportunities.
Though the cameras of the world were pointing his way, the German football manager couldnât resist reaching deep inside his trousers to scoop up some of the sweaty discharge that had collected deep inside his arse crack. As he drew his gruby fingers towards his mouth he inhaled deeply, the intoxicating aroma of last nights spunk and this morningâs skid marks filled his nostrils. âWho cares about the score when you have all this delicious man muck collecting in your pants!?â He sighed
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Planked - Hit with the ugly stick
"That galdem Trisha is peng... but her mate Stella is PLANKED"
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In isolation wards where patients die alone, nurses fill rubber gloves full of hot doctor spunk, to simulate comfort.
As Grandma Trisha took her last dying breathes, a nurse lovingly attached a warm comfort glove to her ancient outstretched hand.
As Alan stood at the bus stop, he could feel Paul's heavy cyock pressing against his leg.
A word smash of âStuffâ and âSpunkâ; quantities of semen so voluminous that it simply becomes meaningless or immeasurable⦠like the amount of individual shit tickets on a jumbo roll of toilet paper, or the quantity of dog turd collected by every council in the UK over the course of a year.
As Angus, Felix, Humphrey, Baxter, Maddox, Julien Clive and Barney all reached a frenzied and unified climax, they released enormous ribbons of Spuff over Duncanâs prone backsideâ¦
Later, as they moped up their collective triumph, it dawned upon Maddox how much more Spuff they could have created if Henry, Jacob, Gerald, Marmaduke, Cecil, Peter and Eggy Rupert hadnât all been away at the Rugby 7âs in Gloucester.
The vision of Tracey's swinging knockers was too much for Liam to bare. As he sat on the bus with his shopping bags hiding his bulge, he discharged violently and without contol, filling his trousers with a seemingly endless stream of cock sick.
He felt hollow, desperate to clean up his awful mess. But with 8 stops to go he could do nothing but let himself dry, the spunk fusing his leg hairs to his pants like Human Glue
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A particularly large and angry erection
Gary dropped to his knees to admire Alanâs enormous Gunk Cannon, âI couldnât possibly fit that inâ he exclaimed.
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