bait cat

A friendly feral cat used to lure other feral cats to a desired spot so that they may be trapped for sterilization, given medication, or made used to human touch or contact.

Mrs. Brown won't come to the food bowl until I leave. I better bring a bait cat over so I can try to pet her and give her her flea pill.

stanch

abbreviated form of 'substantial'; large, great; important; rad, fucking awesome..

Holy fuck! This burrito is fuckin' stanch!

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Doggy Chocolate

A type of chocolate made by doggies and generously left in lawns, dog parks, and other urban open spaces. Similar in appearance to commercially available chocolate, doggy chocolate has a slightly more earthy flavor and a more delicate mouth-feel.

Q. This dessert is so fantastic. What's in it?

A. Pasture-raised eggs, organic, free range, grass-fed butter, heirloom amaranth flour and wild-harvested doggy chocolate.