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wordIQ

Knowledge of words

An extensive vocabulary bears testimony to a high wordIQ.

by Hercolena OLiver December 30, 2009

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


railbroad

As broad as a rail

Railbroad curtains are easier to drape than others.

by Hercolena OLiver May 28, 2010


idooooooo

What the bride says when she thinks to herself idiot and then gets her tongue stuck after too much rehearsin in private the night B4, nudge nuge, wink wink, it is what you think, while she wonders if she's supussed to say the full stop out loud or if she can use that as a new e-mail address while contemplating if she says I don't if she should mention the space between do and not or if she has to mention the apostrophe since not doing so could cause a catastrophe.

Her husband gave her a ring to inform her he's be late from the honeymoon after an urgent blow out between him and his pa, minutes after she said idooooooo thnkains, gawd, I hope these are oh's and not noughts on a contarct, well, I guess I better start practicing my ooooooos and aaaaaaas now than later, when she is kissed halting possibility of possible escape from matrimony and sure probablity re door mat money.

by Hercolena OLiver May 2, 2008

1πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


chariant

Charioteering, as referred to in Chaucerian Tragedy: harping, tumbling, charioteering, and grimacing - "en harpant, en saillant, en chariant, en grimassant".

The chariant arrangement of chasms indicates melodious synchronicity notwithstanding marked division.

by Hercolena OLiver April 6, 2009

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


desynthesising

Gradually losing sensitivy to and susceptibility towards

The effect of television can be subtle and difficult to judge, since continual exposure to violence may have the effect of desynthesising.

by Hercolena OLiver January 12, 2010

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


zaptxt

Extremely fast texting

The seasoned texter can hardly keep up with zaptxt.

by Hercolena OLiver December 19, 2008

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sex as default printer

When the x-axis as default is mistakenly interprinted in a default connotation

Hey did I say Set as default printer or

sex as default printer?

by Hercolena OLiver May 28, 2010

7πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž