Schwipe

When you wipe after defecating incompletely, leaving greasy shit stains in your undies or pants (commando).

Ah dammit! I schwiped and now im itchy n stinky n such...

southern rite

You dare...

This. The that, but not That, nor certainly...fuck you gimme a dead gun already, how dare you challenge the Way of the Lord! Sou...you commin' on to Me? Semantics...southern rite. I guess...