chipped beef on toast

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.

2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.

3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.

I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!

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sprattle

Ass hairs left on the public toilet bowl seat by the previous person taking a shit.

There was no way I could take a dump in there after seeing all the sprattle.

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log

Any convenient form of nutrition.

I forgot to bring my lunchbox today so I just pooped out a log and recycled the bad boy.

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