Pull an OJ

Trying on tiny gloves.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, want to hit the thrift store?
Person 2: Sure Person 1! Ive been itching to pull an oj all day!!
Nothing bad can come from this!!(:

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A piping hot cup of Joe

Hot sex with your plumber.

I'll take a piping hot cup of joe, (; maybe later you could....clean my pipes?

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Best,

The professional clap-back of email courtesy. Any of the following (see examples) means go fuck yourself.

Best,

HermanMermanBitch

Dear Blank,

As per my last email...
Going Forward...
Hope this helps...

Best,

Name

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