gneighbour

A gay neighbour

Me: “We have a new gneighbour”
You: “I haven’t heard a peep out of him”
Me: “True... The ‘g’ is silent.

Scunt Morrison

Recently deposed PN (Prime Narcissist) of Australia.

After losing the televised Mass Debates, Mr Scunt Morrison has been voted out by wise Australians.

twopence

An almost worthless amount - but at least worth tuppence more than Mike Pence.

Twopence + Mike Pence = Two Pence