gneighbour

A gay neighbour

Me: “We have a new gneighbour”
You: “I haven’t heard a peep out of him”
Me: “True... The ‘g’ is silent.

twopence

An almost worthless amount - but at least worth tuppence more than Mike Pence.

Twopence + Mike Pence = Two Pence

Scunt Morrison

Recently deposed PN (Prime Narcissist) of Australia.

After losing the televised Mass Debates, Mr Scunt Morrison has been voted out by wise Australians.