Sugar Ray motherfker

A “cool uncle” with a patch of bleached hair. He’s an an occasional base playera d swears too mouth in front of kids.

Oh, Jesse. Yeah. He’s a Sugar Ray Motherfker. He’s stuck in 2001, just bleached his hair... again. He needs to settle down.

Analrut

If you shit when you reach climax, whilst receiving anal, you have achieved an analrut.

P1 - "Oh fuck I'm coming"
P2 - "Ah you got shit all on my dick"
P1 - "Fuck dude sorry I just hit analrut, I haven't shit in 3 days"

Pre-taco

The taco you eat before your plate of tacos.

Wait, you ate already?
Nah bro, that’s just my pre-taco.

Kenneth Cole motherfker

A guy in his early 20s who is in an entry level white collar position. He earned his first paycheck and is hoping for a promotion. He shows up on Monday, with a new wardrobe from a discount store, thinking he’s the shit.

Check out Harold, he showin’ up like he some Kenneth Cole Motherfker! Musta got a promotion. I guess auto insurance doin’ right.