Pull a Panda

When you fall from a short distance and still break your legs.

Yo what happened?
I pulled a panda man. I’m in a wheelchair now.

Hey can you not pull a panda? We need to get going.

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panda vision

Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.

You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.

panda grip

When you're in the middle of doing something really intense and your hands clench up.

During a particularly intense fight, he unknowingly applied a panda grip on his controller, completely destroying it.

skeefix

When your ADHD is so bad you can never focus on anything for more than a second.

Yo James where’d you go? -oh I was just pulling a skeefix

Hey James wtf I thought you had my back! -oops pulled a skeefix and had to go pee

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