Bellville

A sad or pathetic person not deserving of the air in their lungs. Usually Bellville's are homosexual, but occasionally they have been known to mate with the opposite sex (usually a direct relative.)

Normal Person: What's up Bellville?
Bellville: Hur da wha wha mron shish.
Normal Person: I'm leaving, this is awkward.

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Mullings

A long, stiff, rigid turd. Often the type that bursts blood vessels on its way out.

"I took a shit last night, it was a total Mullings. I spent 2 hours in the ER afterwards"

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