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Assworked

When you go down on a girl and just before she comes, slide a lubed finger in her ass to jolt her over the edge.

Woman: "I was never into butt stuff until my man assworked me last night!"

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Office mom

The woman at the office (or any work place, really) who can always be relied upon for things your mom would always have or be prepared for, ie; snacks, tampons, bandaid, postage stamps, lunch money, sage advice. Everyone loves the office mom.

Girl co-worker: "Do you have a tampon and any chocolate?"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bagnpo

An acronym which stands for: Bitch Ain't Got No Panties On.

"Bagnpo alert! I'll be hittin' that for sure!"

by HeroHandy June 4, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.

"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"

by HeroHandy May 8, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swing set

A couple who engage in the swinger lifestyle.

"How many swing sets at tonight's key party?"

by HeroHandy May 18, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž