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A group of white trailer park men with shotguns who find gangs with black people and shoot them dead
Redneck1- i'ma kill that summbitch with ma' good ol' double barrel.
Redneck2- I got a new shotgun that can hold twice as many shells, so more blacks dead faster!
Redneck1- this here redneck gang is gonna kill a lot of people, and get even more drunk! Then when we're done a-killin' i'ma get me someHaggis!
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When someone's mother has'nt shaved her bush the entire time she is pregnant, and when the child is born, they get major carpet burn, leaving a burn birthmark.
Kid1-dude, you have a huge birthmark!
Kid2-yeah, I had a Chewbacca birth.
When two autistics are having handstand sex, and the one on the right had a seizure just after having an orgasm, and the other keeps going until having a seizure themselves.
I was doing some autistic porn, then I was rudely interrupted by a seizure.
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A woman (typically Scottish) with a soft vagina
Woman-my Haggis was destroyed last night by Spicy McHaggis
A man(typically Scottish) who eats haggis
Woman- I have an amazing Spicy McHaggis
Man-I am my girlfriend's Spicy McHaggis
When your cousin pees into a condom and freezes it overnight and you cut the ends and share it with your sibling
It was really hot, so my sister and I had an Alabama ice pop
When a man cums in a pill capsule and spikes a girls drink without being noticed.
Then I used a Scottish Pill in her drink to get back at her!