Head Soccer

A game which was created by a company named D&D Project soul. The main object of the
game is to make your goal like a normal soccer game, but just playing with head and foot. You might
see the game as simple, but when it comes to special attack, you are gonna totally FREAK OUT.
The powers are like just fucking awesome(although some of them are piece of shit), and some of
them are even inspired from animes. LOL

A: Dude, I'm playing 'Head Soccer'.
B: Oh, really? Sweet man, let's play it together.
(five minutes later)
B: Dude this game is boring.
A: ..or IS IT..?!
(game screen shows up that power is full)
(A press the power button.)
(the player makes a shot with his special attack)
B: WHAT THE F**K! Maybe I should have thought about it twice..

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Apple

A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.

APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!

APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!

South Park

America's Most famous Racist Cartoon. Starring Cartman the fat boy, Kyle the Jew, Stan the normal boy, and Kenny who is addicted to dying. WTF?

A: I'm watching South Park.
B: Oh, sweet, dude!

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