Sloppy dog sled

The sloppy dog sled originated in Canada and is a veriation of the reverse wheelbarrow. Before intercourse a full bottle of maple syrup in inseted into the rectum. The man then goes on to his hands and is held up by his partner while being taken from behind

Guy 1: "dude, y the sad face??"

Guy 2: "man that crazy chick gave me a sloppy dog sled and forgot to take the bottle out"

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danger wank

While your jerking off, as your about to cum, shout down for your mother. The real game now begins, a race between you and your mum, you have to cum, clean up and pull up your pants before she enters the room.

a good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start

Guy 1: "Dude, i tried a danger wank last night, it went horribly wrong"

Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"

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