pee shy

The inability to urinate under pressure.

Also known as shy bladder and the medically diagnosable social anxiety disorder paruresis. Varies widely in severity but is thought to affect 7% of the population.

Often associated with familiar persons waiting or being within hearing distance or privacy concerns, although severe paruretics may never pee in public.

I'm late for class cause I had to pee.

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Dead wood

A weak errection due to poor health.

"And let’s face it—a man who stuffs his belly full of dead pigs in the kitchen
only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore"

-peta

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