bitchPod

When your iPod stops functioning correctly or when the battery dies quicker than it should.

God damnit, my bitchPod keeps cutting my songs short!

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JC Strap

The handle in a car on the passenger's side on the ceiling above the door. It's called the JC Strap because that's what you yell when you have to use it.

"Yeah, just turn up here at the...JESUS CHRIST!!! *Grabs JC Strap*"

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