Hey Alexa

Triggers a robot inside your house that is programmed to lock your doors, warm your house, translate stuff, etc

“Hey Alexa, what is hello in Spanish”

“Hola”

“Perfect...”

4👍 1👎

Hey Siri

Your portable virtual assistant that the FBI is probably using to spy on you with

User - “Hey Siri, call mom”

Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”

User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”

19👍 2👎