Toyota Avalon

The greatest machine to ever come out of an automobile plant. It can easily act as a mobster mobile, soccer mom bus, Grandpa's ride or other various applications.

Often times, other companies will design and produce a new car, roll it off the line and simply say "Nope, it's no Avalon, trash it."

While many other cars only last 100,000 miles, the Avalon isn't even broken in at that point. Owners tend to die before an Avalon does.

Rob is almost 40, it's time he gets a Toyota Avalon, so he can be a true Baller.

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