Twilight

A horrible book that girls and some (gender confused) guys wrap their lives around. The book has no collegiate value and it's poor use of colloquialisms to the northwest makes the reader want to vomit all over the book's pages. Hardcore fans of the book are between the ages of 12-19 and are usually outcasts in the community in hope that one day they will find a vampire of their own to live their lives with and frolic around the woods together.

You know the book Twilight; Yeah it sucks.

Hey that girl over there is reading twilight; must not have any friends.

:Hey, My brother is reading twilight. :Is he gay? :Yeah...

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