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When you get so drunk , you have unprotected sex with male or female and you sober up you get really worried because you don't know if you caught as std.
Dude, I need to go to the clinic, I went bareback steveing last night.
A weak sex move performed by a guy who is not good in bed.
Janet: Me and Kyle finally hooked up last night.
Sue: How was it ?
Janet: It was horrible, all he did was steve strokes.
Hey Jerry, if you need help moving that piano just call Super Steve. He's strong as an Ox.
When a guy masterbates and unloads in his hand. He then wipes it on the closest thing he sees.
Don't ever shake Paul's hands, he's known for doing Sticky Steven's.
A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.
Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.
A rather large and overweight woman who thinks their beautiful but actually they are a 3 out of 10. Big Beauty's are very insecure and they always think people are talking about them.
Tim: Hey Brad are you taking Kaitlyn to the dance on Saturday. Brad: Hell no dude she's a Big Beauty.
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