Stephen

A complete and utter prick. If you ever meet a Stephen just walk away and do yourself a favour as he will make you miserable. Usually a lanky streak of piss with a cocktail sausage penis which he doesn't know how to use, so the term 'it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it' is completely irrelevant.

This one time I met a Stephen and he was so ugly I nearly became blind

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