dengie

The dengie is an area situated in east of Essex that makes up of southminster, Burnham on crouch , tillingham (a few more inbred little villages where most of the people have six toes or more) and Maldon. Just outside of the dengie is south woodham Ferrers but these all count for the same. The dengie is home to the people who live there and they love to call it their dengie because seriously there nothing like the dengie nothing more unuasual as the dengie ( take it from someone who moved from a more city like rural place) . Here you’ll find lads that hit girls and where there Shitty trainers playing the finest oh rap (crap) straight from London wen the dengie isn’t out the sticks. Be sure to also find girls that fuck half the town and 15 year olds that are hooked on hard drug I.e crack. You’ll some real funny paedophiles here and some state of the art nature ( I mean that’s the best part around here) the lads used to go down the swallowtails and drop acid and Be with the nature. Also there’s a load of lads down in Maldon that think there’s hard but there fuckkng grease bags mate don’t go near them nerds certainly but there’s is a Mac Donald’s there.

“Hey bro the dengie is so cool man”
“ oh really”

“Yeah I said that with the top tongues it graced me with see ya later guys I’m going down to southminster for a spot of inbred fun and a couple cannabis’s spliffs”

Hey I’m in Burnham mate any chance u can drop me a point five I know ur in the dengie areas pal!

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