Wood Booger

Someone from the state of Maine, who uses terms such as “feed her the corn” “yessuh” and “bub”. Gets horny over oversized tires and the smell of diesel fuel. Skilled with their hands and knows how to fix anything with ratchet straps and zip ties, can skin a deer but can’t spell basic words. Usually missing a few teeth.

My wood booger wife yelled “feed her the corn” when I was driving, I immediately started questioning my decision to marry her.

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