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A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.
Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.
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..One who calls people posers, or poseurs...
Hey tim, you sure looked like a jackass calling that kid a poser, and or poseur.
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Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.
Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast
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A signature trademark in the Japanese territory of Okinawa. A very disgusting and decrepit old lady inserts several freshly peeled bananas into her snatch. Once they are inside she then internally slices them up, and projects them onto the stage below in perfectly even, and intact pieces.
The highlight of the show is when she tries to get a haplessly drunk audience member to come on stage, and eat the banana she has just chopped up. Similar things have been tried, but this has never been duplicated. Often referred to as a Okinawan Pastime.
Seeing the banana show is definitely a once in a life time opportunity. Just make sure you are somewhat sober. You want to make sure you dont end up as a statistic by actually eating the banana.
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The less sophisticated version of Netflix and Chill. For people that like to get to the point, down and dirty.
I don't Netflix & Chill. I VHS and FUCK!!!
Any fluid or semi-fluid residue that you wouldn't want to touch with your hands.
He wouldn't shit in the club bathroom because there was so much squaz on the seats.
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This is an intimidation technique that is primarily used to keep a woman quiet when she is being too loud during the throws of passion. You wrap your strong arm around her neck and grab her chin and jaw, and then cover her mouth with you weak hand. You then say to her: "If you dont shut the fuck up, I will snap your neck". If this doesnt shut her up then nothing will. Besides actually doing it.....
I was railing this chick at her house the other night, but I didnt realize her mom was across the hall. When I found out, I had to give that girl The Navy SEAL to make sure I didnt get caught.
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