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A judo chop applied directly to the phallus.
If I ever meet Osama bin Laden he's getting a shafchop.
The kind of fart that starts out silent but suddenly gets very noisy.
Did you hear Rebecca's silent barbarino at the board meeting yesterday? I think she was expecting a silent fart.
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"The City of Boston writes more love notes than any city in the continental United States."
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The smell of a room in which an Afghan Pipeline has been used for so long that the feces has thawed out.
Don't use the Afghan Pipeline for too long or else the Afghanistank will become unbearable.
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Your hot girlfriend who is also a President.
Dude, Zardari's wife was a total Baberaham Lincoln; too bad she was shot in the neck and chest and blown to bits and pieces.
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